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APRIL 2024 -Scothern Players present: "A Hat-Trick of Hilarity"



After last year’s highly successful “Calendar Girls”, this April we bring you not one, not two, but three plays all in one night!



We present a jocular triptych, a titillating trio, three one-act playlets centred firmly on comedy.The script archives have been searched and scoured for the funniest 30 minute plays available. It took weeks of work, but we feel we have achieved our goal.



Have A Nice Day by Lynn Britney Picture a morning TV breakfast show. See a not-too-bright presenter about to be fired. Light the touch-paper and stand back! Can the ex-Children’s TV presenter save her career or will it be a future of desolation and herrings?Will she have to endure a lifetime of pastels or will she be saved by an ageing knight?


Zoo by Terry Adlam. Join our troubled zoo manager Richard for a day of total disaster. If anything could go wrong, with Richard around, it will ! From escaped animals, stolen cars, hungry crocodiles, screaming keepers, visiting dignitaries and belligerent secretaries, to an unwanted mouse. This calamity rivalling Basil Fawlty at his best, features a day best forgotten - oh, and a penguin!

The Quintessential Quintet by Frances Bartrum. The Famous Five will never be the same again. Jeremy, Jack, Jules, Penelope and Jimmy the dog are off on an adventure! They meet the very poor Jen whilst battling smugglers with magnifying glasses, helping scientists invent time travel and saving countless people from getting blown up, all beforetea! Hurrah!

So this April, a £10 golden ticket will reward you with a fun-filled evening out at ScothernVillage Hall. With a licenced bar, an exuberant raffle and enough laughter to set you up for Spring. (Please see poster for full details).


Tickets are £ 10 and are available by clicking the "Buy Tickets" image below or by phone on 07900 465352


We perform/rehearse at:

Scothern Village Hall

Main Street, Scothern

Lincoln, LN2 2UJ


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